Who creates late night infomercials? They make them all so damn seductive; is there some burgeoning realm of psychologists that do nothing but dream up new ways to sucker people out of their money?

Actually, I don’t think it takes much to sucker people out of their money. It’s easy to deceive — all it takes is a little spit and polish — and people will throw money in a vain attempt to become like the people the infomercials show as being wildly successful.

What I want to know is; how can the people who pander to the lowest common denominator sleep at night? Of course, that’s a dumb question to ask because the psyche will allow a disturbing about sleaziness in most people. Is it a built-in feature of our gray matter or is it a result of our culture and society?

All I know is I need to keep the hell away from my MasterCard when I see how the “SuperSlicingKitchenChef” will complete my life while it chops any household vegetables I might throw its way.